Noelle. 22. Female. Bi. From Philadelphia, PA. I love the strange & unusual. I post a lot of The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Rise of the Guardians, Sherlock, and tons of stuff for my favorite actors and anime. I ship my OTP's hardcore. Tattoos & piercings & crazy hair. Anime, books, music, poetry, film/theatre & cooking.
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
Your Dad is a fucking bro
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
where is it
Notes all gone. End of the world
chey wanted a gangster!Bilbo and somehow Bard and Thranduil were his arm candy and this quickly became the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever drawn.
very fast doodles of some maiar,connected with Middle-Earth
Melian, Sauron, Curumo, Olorin, Eonwe & Aiwendil
I finally draw Eonwe,found some inspiration in eastern orthodox art
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
"If you can fuck shit up, you’re perfect in our book"